I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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