She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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