i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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