Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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