The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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