Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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