yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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