I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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