If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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