If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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