How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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