stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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