i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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