I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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