the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize