Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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