Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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