But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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