i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Vodka?
Forever.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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