i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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