is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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