this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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