i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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