3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
people are starting to question the shark bite story
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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