I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
