you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
