note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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