Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
accomplished twins. life is a go
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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