no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Randomize