Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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