I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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