I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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