I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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