dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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