it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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