forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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