So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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