We're like a lot better than the average bears
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Dicks are not precious.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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