brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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