She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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