Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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