Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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