Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Enjoy the penises
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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