whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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