This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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