Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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