Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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