Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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