she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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