You just made me feel so damn special
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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