you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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