But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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