she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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