Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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