Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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