He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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